Monday, June 05, 2006

Reservation Jokes - 1

Here are some Arjun Singh jokes to make you smile.

Qs 1. What is an Arjun Singh sale?
Ans. 49.5% off.

Qs 2. Which is Arjun Singh's favorite city?
Ans. Kota.

Qs 3. Why doesn't Arjun Singh have too many friends?
Ans. Because he is 'reserved' by nature.

Qs 4. Why did Arjun Singh learn Arabic?
Ans. So that he could read 'backwards'.

Qs 5. Arjun Singh was made the Law Minister. He zapped everyone by creating another Supreme Court. He called it the Supreme Tribunal. What was his logic?
Ans. For every SC, there should be an ST.

Qs 6. If Arjun Singh were to make a career in films, which job would he opt for?
Ans. Choosing the cast(e).

Qs 7. If Arjun Singh owned a movie theater, what would the Balcony be called?
Ans. Backward class.

Qs 8. If Arjun Singh were a historian, how would he divide Time?
Ans. AD, BC, and OBC.

I am not against OBCs, I am against reservation.

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